I can't own anything nice.

This morning while I was pulling out of the garage I turned the wheel too soon and I put a huge dent in my front left of my driver's side. I just had a similar dent fixed on the back of my driver's side!
So I'm pretty angry, so I need to toot my own horn a bit:


You should take the Sci-Fi character quiz. They have sci-fi personas from Babalyon 5, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings and more.

And while I'm analyzing myself, here is what ColorQuiz.com had to say:

Generated on Thu Oct 13 18:59:22 2005.

Your Existing Situation

Sensitive and understanding but under some strain; needs to unwind in the company of someone close to him.

Your Stress Sources

Suppresses his innate enthusiasm and imaginative nature, for fear that he might be carried away by it only to find himself pursuing some will-o'-the-wisp. Feels he has been misled and abused and has withdrawn to hold himself cautiously aloof from others. Keeps a careful and critical watch to see whether motives towards him are sincere--a watchfulness which easily develops into suspicion and distrust.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Very exacting in the standards he applies to his choice of a partner and seeking a rather unrealistic perfection in his sex life.

Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing him to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being.

Your Desired Objective

Seeks the determination and elasticity of will necessary to establish himself and to make himself independent despite the difficulties of his situation. Wants to overcome opposition and achieve recognition.

Your Actual Problem

Works to strengthen his position and bolster his self-esteem by examining his own accomplishments (and those of others) with critical appraisal and scientific discrimination. Insists on having things clear-cut and unequivocal.

Your Actual Problem #2

Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety. Desires recognition and position, but is worried about his prospects. Reacts to this by protecting at any criticism and resisting any attempt to influence him. Tries to assert himself by meticulous control of detail in an effort to strengthen his position.

There, you all know that I'm a screwed-up Yoda.

Sorry for the brief updates recently. I've been trying this cool thing out called 'working for my pay.' You see, instead of serf the internet for 6 our of 8 hours, I work 6 out of 8 hours. Sometimes even 7 out of 8. It's really screwed up, but I'm gettting so much work done! I might try it for a little bit longer, since I got a raise this week and all.

Get out of here - I'm done talking to you.